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You led me to believe that you shared certain views with me as we whiled away the early hours slurping cups of tea. I said you get some divis, mind and you said don't you just? When things were going badly you were someone I could trust. You came around again my trademark awkwardness arose and you just had to say hello to me and I'd almost propose, but the words that I spoke to you soon became words to regret when you became besotted by the flip flop wearing set (chorus) and you lost your heart, you lost it fast to a local vest enthusiast, despite what you said in the past you turned your back and ran, impressed by vests and thus attached to a local vest enthusiast, one of the towns most prominent Kasabian fans, The pensive thoughts in my thick head quickly became unstuck got smashed to bits and rearranged to spell out the phrase like fuck, I understand your overjoyed to be a part of things, but stop putting your fingers on my heart, it really stings (chorus) And now your well accustomed to the shirtless dopey fun, now you laugh at sarcastic mustache appreation you've made friends with his friends girlfriends and you've made me upset, you piad for the tattoo of his own name on his neck (chorus)
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I had news to share: that copy of Ride The Lightning I accused you of taking? well I found it underneath the stairs- I suppose I'm really sorry about that, I was mistaken, when I saw you I intended to make my mistake known, however you pre-empted with a bombshell of your own: you're engaged to be married in the first week of July, he popped the question at T in the Park just before Beady Eye and furthermore you now adore the things we used to mock back then, you have the DVD's of Danny Dyers Deadliest Men, it's just a very irritating conversation that's just looking to get worse. And you know fine well, I'm just not cut out for this idiotic conflict, I'm too wrapped up in myself- and the ones labelled fragile are the first ones to be drop kicked- you accept my cigarettes in between bouts of boastful claims of socialising with some of the towns trendiest names, it's a silly conversation I want to get out of soon and call you a fucking bastard in my head all afternoon, meanwhile I harbour intentions to hatch a dastardly plan to put a cat among the Pigeon Detectives Fans it's just a very irritating conversation that's just looking to get worse. And by the way I don't watch things about spaceships so that joke was made groundlessly, and I don't really think Jamie Theakston is the same person as Jamie T and I did NOT go mad three years ago, what the fuck does Donnas cousin know?? apart from lots of things about lots of things that I think are stupid, obviously.
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Denise 03:34
Denise, you were right all along I was so dumb to write that song it's in the bin where it belongs- I just felt wronged. He'd won you over with some words that I believe were stolen from a love letter, found inside a Conflict sleeve, we spent the morning in a rush you did your make-up on the bus we had some details to discuss, and I brought up the Exploited example just to make you see that what's relevant to Allan actually might mean nothing to me, could we for today disregard the D-beat debate and just enjoy the prominade. Lets watch the Punch and Judy show and stick our tongues out at that wanker C.S.O. Denise you were right all along I was so dumb to write that song, it's in the bin where it belongs I just felt wronged, it doesn't matter you ignored my heartfelt plea, it doesn't matter that you wouldn't ask your uncle for a cigarette for me, we bought a blue bucket and spade and waved hello to Willy Wade we drank some tins of lemonade, sandcastles were made, forget you fucked my copy of 'Play Fast Or DIE' or the crossover thrash image that we tried to hinge onto in July- cuz I've been here five times before, I enjoyed it each time, but this time I've enjoyed it more, I praise the amusement arcade where we first realised everything would be okay- we spent all of our money on the tuppenny falls and only half my jokes were funny but I couldn't help telling them all, you took your merry time to get here I'll tell you now you are, the day you warmed to me had been the warmest day that I have known so far, I don't suppose you'd for photos by the sea? factor in Phillips reaction everything is still okay to me, we'll never agree on the value of UK82, but despite the fight tonight I am so glad I spent the day with you Denise Dense Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Dense Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise
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released May 4, 2013

All songs ℗ Paul Stewart 2013. © Paul Stewart 2013.

Recorded @ Candy Black 04/05/2013.
Engineered & Mastered by Roy Brown.

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Exquisitely clever lyrics with poetic rebellion that cut through his chord thrashing, punky guitar with razor sharp wit & poignant observation.

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