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Sepulturas Picnic
00:36
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Sepulturas picnic
Megadeth was there
there was lots of tasty food courtesy of the caveleras
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Popcorn + Cherryade
01:32
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Muttering four letter Language
On the bus, under my breath
Realised I'd tried to go along with
A Joke that I didn't really get
Like I say I found cause to swear when
I finally got the reference
That I'd responded to with things that
Didn't make much sense
Two weeks on and I had saw you
Wondering thru Sanderson Arcade
I'd left the house on that occaison
To get popcorn and cherryade
I tried to rectify my blunder
With things that normal people say
But you could not recall the conversation anyway
This is why I don't visit too many places
Cuz I feel quite the fool on a regular basis
La la la la la la la la (etc)
My interactions are a blast
My memories leave me aghast
I'm raking up the recent past
Always feeling rather embarassed
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telling lies
the Wannadies
the big brother with Barrymore
every way
i tried to sway myself back to feeling
like i did before
failed to revive the flame
and i am to blame
it's all at my door
i drew a picture of you
but it was crap
now i don't love you anymore
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Daphne
02:00
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the bus is full of wasps
the wi fi won't work on my phone
i'll always be miserable and alone
there's nothing anyone can say
i kno things go a certain way
since Daphne died in Neighbours
I have known
careless with my eyeglasses
I've damaged them again
sometimes i think i've damaged everything
i can't take it in my stride
cuz my stride broke when Daphne died
and has remained broken
ever since then
and i cried why can't I
live in a world where Daphne didn't die
where dogs on the beach wouldn't bark at me, they'd be my friend
my heart shall not feel warmth inside
cuz my heart broke when Daphne died
and has remained broken
ever since then
- whistling
Daphne Clark the brightest spark
and my first crushing blow
and my first introduction to woe
devastated Des and I
a world where Daphne Clark could die
i world i didn't want to get to know
and i should take it in my stride
but my stride broke when Daphne died
a world that I don't want to get to know
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6. |
I Am A Judge
00:33
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I am a judge
I've got my own court
I'm allowed to wear a cloak
and people call me Lord
I've got my own quarters
I decide the stretch
I'm allowed to bang a little hammer off my desk
I am a judge
I am a judge
I am a judge
I am a judggggggge
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Darlene
01:07
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her hair's red green and yellow
her temper's short and hot
she's taller than the wall that I have built around my heart
when I see her she's surrounded
by rainbows and sunbeams
now every night i'm holding hands
with Darlene in my dreams
every night i'm holding hands with Darlene in my dreams
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Damon + Debbie
02:24
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we felt we'd outgrown Hollyoaks
long ago in the past
we knew fine well that some things
just don't last
experiments with Emmerdale
had failed to help us mend
getting back into Neighbours
couldn't save us in the end
those afternoons we'd spend pretending
it was meant to be
as the fact loomed
we were as doomed as Damon and Debbie
nothing turns out to be everlasting
even Jimmy and Jackie broke apart
and this is what I chose,
but it feels like I've one of those
police murder chalk outlines
instead of a heart
got to work this morning
but i didn't want to stay
Catherine had said I could have a half day
walked around to spark some wistful thoughts off in my head
thought if at first you don't succeed
sedate yourself instead
watching the lost weekend again
alone on the settee
we had some fun
but we're as done
as Damon and Debbie
Nothing turns out to be everlasting
even Jimmy and Jacki broke apart
and this is what I chose
but it feels like I've one of those
Police murder chalk outlines instead of a heart
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Party in the front and party in the back
Harley Davidsons clogging up the cul de sac
Chalices and a cauldron for cups and a kettle
But they're all pretty friendly
If you like heavy metal
Hanging battle flags
Off the washing line
Hailing and killing almost all of the time
Swanning round in the garden
With a sword and a shield
Telling tales of valour on the battlefield
I'm living right next door to Manowar
Living right next door to Manowar
Living right next door to Manowar
I Live right next door to Manowar
Living right next door to Manowar
Living right next door to Manowar
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Woke up, had a roll up
Ate two bananas and one of those
Yoghurts that's meant to contain
Good bacteria
Watched most of a Dr Quinn
Took some parcels for the neighbours in
Put some leaflets in the bin
To make the place look cheerier
In this haze, most things these days just seem like such a chew
All I wanna do is watch Judge Judy with you
People live exciting lives
They move to different cities sometimes
Damage all the furniture
And smash up the interior
The courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin
Is where we see them take a hiding
Suffer pithy putdowns which
Make them feel inferior
In this haze, most things these days just seem like such a chew
All I wanna do is watch Judge Judy with you
All I wanna do is watch Judge Judy with you
All I wanna do is watch Judge Judy with you
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Dorothy
00:55
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in 1981 you were the lead singer of suspect device
in 1982 you joined the typing pool
they called you Siouxsie Sioux
and Toyah when they saw your jacket with the spikes
but when I got in trouble you'd always help me
Dorothy
Til '87 when you started working at the TSB
Dorothy
I always hoped that you wouldn't forget me
Dorothy
Sometimes I wish that you hadn't forgotten me Dorothy
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