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some nice white mice

by The Young Property Developers

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Sepulturas picnic Megadeth was there there was lots of tasty food courtesy of the caveleras
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Muttering four letter Language On the bus, under my breath Realised I'd tried to go along with A Joke that I didn't really get Like I say I found cause to swear when I finally got the reference That I'd responded to with things that Didn't make much sense Two weeks on and I had saw you Wondering thru Sanderson Arcade I'd left the house on that occaison To get popcorn and cherryade I tried to rectify my blunder With things that normal people say But you could not recall the conversation anyway This is why I don't visit too many places Cuz I feel quite the fool on a regular basis La la la la la la la la (etc) My interactions are a blast My memories leave me aghast I'm raking up the recent past Always feeling rather embarassed
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telling lies the Wannadies the big brother with Barrymore every way i tried to sway myself back to feeling like i did before failed to revive the flame and i am to blame it's all at my door i drew a picture of you but it was crap now i don't love you anymore
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Daphne 02:00
the bus is full of wasps the wi fi won't work on my phone i'll always be miserable and alone there's nothing anyone can say i kno things go a certain way since Daphne died in Neighbours I have known careless with my eyeglasses I've damaged them again sometimes i think i've damaged everything i can't take it in my stride cuz my stride broke when Daphne died and has remained broken ever since then and i cried why can't I live in a world where Daphne didn't die where dogs on the beach wouldn't bark at me, they'd be my friend my heart shall not feel warmth inside cuz my heart broke when Daphne died and has remained broken ever since then - whistling Daphne Clark the brightest spark and my first crushing blow and my first introduction to woe devastated Des and I a world where Daphne Clark could die i world i didn't want to get to know and i should take it in my stride but my stride broke when Daphne died a world that I don't want to get to know
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I Am A Judge 00:33
I am a judge I've got my own court I'm allowed to wear a cloak and people call me Lord I've got my own quarters I decide the stretch I'm allowed to bang a little hammer off my desk I am a judge I am a judge I am a judge I am a judggggggge
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Darlene 01:07
her hair's red green and yellow her temper's short and hot she's taller than the wall that I have built around my heart when I see her she's surrounded by rainbows and sunbeams now every night i'm holding hands with Darlene in my dreams every night i'm holding hands with Darlene in my dreams
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we felt we'd outgrown Hollyoaks long ago in the past we knew fine well that some things just don't last experiments with Emmerdale had failed to help us mend getting back into Neighbours couldn't save us in the end those afternoons we'd spend pretending it was meant to be as the fact loomed we were as doomed as Damon and Debbie nothing turns out to be everlasting even Jimmy and Jackie broke apart and this is what I chose, but it feels like I've one of those police murder chalk outlines instead of a heart got to work this morning but i didn't want to stay Catherine had said I could have a half day walked around to spark some wistful thoughts off in my head thought if at first you don't succeed sedate yourself instead watching the lost weekend again alone on the settee we had some fun but we're as done as Damon and Debbie Nothing turns out to be everlasting even Jimmy and Jacki broke apart and this is what I chose but it feels like I've one of those Police murder chalk outlines instead of a heart
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Party in the front and party in the back Harley Davidsons clogging up the cul de sac Chalices and a cauldron for cups and a kettle But they're all pretty friendly If you like heavy metal Hanging battle flags Off the washing line Hailing and killing almost all of the time Swanning round in the garden With a sword and a shield Telling tales of valour on the battlefield I'm living right next door to Manowar Living right next door to Manowar Living right next door to Manowar I Live right next door to Manowar Living right next door to Manowar Living right next door to Manowar
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Woke up, had a roll up Ate two bananas and one of those Yoghurts that's meant to contain Good bacteria Watched most of a Dr Quinn Took some parcels for the neighbours in Put some leaflets in the bin To make the place look cheerier In this haze, most things these days just seem like such a chew All I wanna do is watch Judge Judy with you People live exciting lives They move to different cities sometimes Damage all the furniture And smash up the interior The courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin Is where we see them take a hiding Suffer pithy putdowns which Make them feel inferior In this haze, most things these days just seem like such a chew All I wanna do is watch Judge Judy with you All I wanna do is watch Judge Judy with you All I wanna do is watch Judge Judy with you
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Dorothy 00:55
in 1981 you were the lead singer of suspect device in 1982 you joined the typing pool they called you Siouxsie Sioux and Toyah when they saw your jacket with the spikes but when I got in trouble you'd always help me Dorothy Til '87 when you started working at the TSB Dorothy I always hoped that you wouldn't forget me Dorothy Sometimes I wish that you hadn't forgotten me Dorothy

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hi! this is some stuff I have done since about 2015, idk, that I've gotten when I've cleared out my recording thing I have, and some songs I just recorded.

Hope it makes for a pleasant enough half hourish. If you listen to it twice, that is.

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released November 6, 2020

Cover: Hendo

Converting half the tracks from MP3 to Wav for Bandcamp: Tom

Writing the songs, singing the songs, playing guitar on the songs and pressing record on the recording thing: Me, (Paul)

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The Young Property Developers England, UK

Exquisitely clever lyrics with poetic rebellion that cut through his chord thrashing, punky guitar with razor sharp wit & poignant observation.

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